{You remember that time we were normal? Neither do I}
"What's the weirdest part of our family?" Ben: "Your face." Blessing: "Um...this plate." *points to the ice-cream-covered saucer she just finished eating birthday cake off of* ~ "Do You realize how unromantic a death like that would be? I can just picture you explaining how I died at my funeral... "Well, she had a baby tooth that never turned into a permanent one, a tricky and unlucky situation is how the dentist put it."" ~ "Hey, will you text Corban and have him get the frozen mouse out and put it in his pocket to thaw so that's it's ready for when I get home?" "Um...sure." ~ "Hey dear, would you pick up the (large) order of chicken I just placed?" "Wait...I ordered a bunch too." *mom+dad's miscommunication=a big dinner and lots of leftovers* ~ "Check it out Neva, I made a lego sword. NOW I WILL RULE THE WORLD." ~ "He's like, as fast as hair....